jeff jeff jeff
jeff is a boy
jeff jeff jeff
oh joy oh joy
jeff is evil
jeff is mean
but jeff is small
like a string bean

he has a blue sweater jacket
and likes a band named korn
but if you catch him on a bad day
he will be a prickely thorn

jeff jeff jeff
jeff is a boy
jeff jeff jeff
oh joy oh joy
jeff is evil
jeff is mean
but jeff is small
like a string bean

"i like to smoke fat blunts every day"
this is what he says
i wonder if i could try to feed him a pez
he would probably lite it a fire
set it to a blaze
he likes the sound of purple haze

jeff jeff jeff
jeff is a boy
jeff jeff jeff
oh joy oh joy
that is it for my jeffrey song
hes probably out smoking from a bong